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The 25 Most Ridiculous Hipster Baby Names, Ranked

Ridiculous child names are absolutely nothing brand-new.

Sure, they get more ridiculous with each passing year. It wasn’t up until the dawning of the of the age of the hipster that traditionally appreciated lines were crossed, and social guidelines that are not suggested to be broken were tossed into the garden compost like the other day’s avocado chia toast.

Unexpectedly, it appears as though our generation’s moms and dads are purposefully picking terrible infant names.

Look, we get it. You’re cutting edge. You do not care about ridiculous things like trimming your yard or developed social standards. You do not have a care on the planet.

Other than, it sort of looks like you really care a lot. And while we recommend that entire “to each his own ludicrous infant name” thing, we’re type of over needing to hear them spoken aloud.

Let’s call a spade a spade and an absurd infant name an absurd infant name.

If you’re pregnant or are thinking about having kids at any point in the future, do our generation a terrific service and do not call your valuable child among these crap names.

Spare your kids, household, pals, complete strangers, family pets, forefathers and all future generations of your impudence and simply opt for “John” or “Sarah.” It’s truly not that made complex.

Here are 25 absurd infant names that our generation will never ever forgive hipster moms and dads for … And their kids most likely will not either.


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